Chad James Speaks: "Adam Quakes"

Saturday, November 5, 2011

"Adam Quakes"

It was a sad day for me last week as Handsome Adam moved out of our Apartment Building.
My prediction was that this group of residents would only live here a year, and I was right.
Expensive Noe Valley Rent, a bit boring for 23 year olds, and very small bed-rooms (2 of them).

(This Photo isn't Handsome Studly Adam, it's from my Internet Porn Folder labeled Handsome)

It was an interesting year that these young folks lived next door,
It was a trio of 3, who moved in last NOV 2010, 2 young men, and a young lady, into a very small 2 bedroom next door to us in Noe Valley. This was their first apartment on their own. They lacked the common sense to know they needed to participate in the Building Maintenance like taking the barrels out on Trash/Recycle Days, or if you're trip with the Circuit Breakers, let everyone know so that our Electricity doesn't just go off and on repeatedly! It took me awhile to get them to speak coming and going in a small
Triplex Building, some young adults need a bit of guidance!

Now....to the interesting part....

Adam evidently occupied the back Apartment.
He's tall, dark haired, in good shape, with dark hair sticking up from the collar on his T-Shirt.
He had a nice voice, and a bit of a bowed legged walk.
My Gaydar never went off with this Hetero-Boy, but my "Big Dick Gaydar: sure did!

They were your usual San Francisco Party residents, who really would have been more at home over in the Mission or the Marina (a very Hetro Neighborhood for San Francisco) versus quiet Noe Valley, they would party on Friday Nights on a regular basis, normal for someone aged 23, out on the own for the first time. Oh Man, Those parties could get loud!

Sometime this Summer, I awoke to a gentle shaking of the Building, felt like a 3.4 quake or so, nothing to be scared of, but enough to feel the Building shake in gentle rolling motion, so much so, that at 4AM on this early Saturday Morning, I jumped up to Tweet and Facebook that we had just had an Earthquake, and so did my Neighbor downstairs, and so did my Hunky Neighbor next door in a separate Single Family House. I then went to the USGS website, but there wasn't any quake activity there! Plus Folks up late on Facebook confirmed to me, ahhh, "Dude No Quakes nearby"

Later on I figured it out.....

Young Studly Adam was throwing one hell of a FUCK,
Eventually this came up in the conversation with both male Neighbors.
You see, One of my neighbors, the folks next door, in the separate house had read my Facebook post since we're friends on the Facebook. She said something to her Husband who brought it up to me.

It was most fun to talk about our handsome Adam in the Building,
where and these Str8 Men we would ponder his endowment or the thrust action.

The "Adam Quakes" would arrive without noise,
which is different from an actual quake which gives me a few seconds noise as it comes up from the Earth.
Our neighbors confirmed that Adam was "entertaining a female", as the moans coming from beside their house, but quiet to me, were female, damn it! So, Indeed He's Str8, but then again that brings an entirely new fantasy to me!

These "Adam Quakes" would then continue through the Summer and into the Fall,
up until just before Adam moved out last weekend. Some of these would happen at 10am on a Sunday Morning, but most happening between 2am and 4am.

I asked him about these quakes when I found out about them via a conversation with his female room-mate, when she was apologizing to me about his shooting off the Building's Circuit Breakers. Adam then sent me an email, Apologizing.

So before they moved out, I sent an email to Adam, telling him I had something funny to tell him.
Up until that time, Adam was unaware that these "Adam Quakes" were being felt repeatedly, by the 3 of us as neighbors. Most times I just laughed and said to myself, oh it's another Adam Quake, and I have to admit, the last one, I did the Facebook and Twitter post again that we had just had another quake, which was funny cause we had just been having a series of quakes whose epicenter was Berkley.

http://neic.usgs.gov/neis/bulletin/neic_shak_l.html

I shared with Adam, that The Guy downstairs jumped up to check the USGS wesbite, as did our Neighbor next door, and that the "Fuck He was throwing" was making the Building roll and shake like 3.4 quake.

Young STUD Adam apologized, and I said, "Dude, Don't apologize, I want to shake your hand",
YOU are the Stud!
What I wanted to shake was his pretty Str8 Stud Dick! or .....
No, Adam, I want to give you bragging rights, so next time you're drinking with your buds,
Share with them what a fucking STUD You are!

A few days later I asked him via voice-mail if I could photograph him for the blog I was going to write,
which He elected to ignore, oh well. He was still friendly with me as He was moving out, smiling in his pretty Str8 Boy Shorts exposing his handsome hairy legs.